I’ve seen some pretty absurd infomercials in my time, but this one may just take the cake. It may also be the first to make me violently mad.
Let’s take a moment and dissect the utter ridiculousness of what just you witnessed, shall we?
It starts with a guy sitting in his (parked) car wearing the SlobStopper™. He’s checking out a girl who smiles at him (thus indicating that she isn’t turned off by guy wearing an adult bib). The moment she passes, he goes to take a sip of coffee, totally misses his face and it pours down himself even though he isn’t actually driving—he’s just sitting there. He reacts by smiling and nodding.
In another scene, a mom is greeting her kids as they load into her minivan before suddenly making a weird ‘I just crapped my pants’ facial expression. She then puts on the SlobStopper™ despite there being no apparent food or beverages near her.
“The stain-defending, commute protecting, and stylish SlobStopper™ is available in blue, navy blue, green, black, gray, and burgundy.”
It could be made out of the finest cashmere known to man and come in every color of the rainbow, but there is simply no such thing as a stylish bib.
“Its great for you and makes a great gift too.”
I think by “great” they mean “really dumb” and “incredibly insulting.”
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